Suicide game?!

the poo stinks me to death

i drop legoland family tickets haha

I completely ignore the tickets and die from a MASSIVE NECROBUMP.

/thread

I lick the thread and die from it's powerful poison.

I drop a bag of popcorn

Ate popcorn then remembered I'm allergic

Dropped my wallet

Picked up wallet that contained a ransomed black widow spider that biteme when I was reaching for a dollar.

Drops earphones.

Puts in earphones hears worst music ever it killed me

Drops a pig

Huh what ya gunna do with a pig

Pet's the pig pissing it off so it trampled my body to death o-e

Drops a can of saliva.

looks at it and explodes

drops the wind waker.

Uses the wind waker and messes up the c-stick commands causing a wind storm that rips my body to shreds.

Drops a master ball.

Throws the Master Ball at Arceus, who catches the ball, says "Are you fucking kidding me? I'm a god, bitch," and throws the ball back at me, catching me instead. He then proceeds to eat the ball.

Drops a microwave power plant.

Pee's on the microwave power plant and gets electrocuted enough for my heart to burst.

Drops my PSP.

i play it to the point of exaustion chokes on awesomeness

I drop a barrel

Jumps in the barrel that turns out to be a small rocket and fly's a few meters in the air just to plummet to my death.

Drops the deku mask.

i wear it then realize that ive gone insane and jump in an ocean to kill myself


i drop this dude for his hair ----->

I see the dude and laugh to death

Drop a coin

Tries to swallow the coin and chokes to death

Drops a copy of Pokemon Emerald

Doesn't know how to play pokemon emerald dies and jumps off a cliff in frustration


Drops a copy of mario kart

Falls off rainbow road durring the final lap, rage quits, throws the game at the wall but little did I know that my soul was on the line in that race so it flys out of my body leaving an empty vessel.

Drops my phone.

Gives to much personal information on the phone and gets murdered

Drops a light bulb

Chews on lightbulb because I wanted to have oral sex with glass, ripping my throat wide open.

Drops a hamburger.

Gets addicted to hamburgers and has a heartattack

Drops a chainsaw

Picks up chainsaw in an unsafe way splitting my head down the middle

Drops a hat

Why are you the only one playing this e-e

Put on the hat and smothers me

Drops a sheet of paper

I'm not ur playin wid me

writes a note with friend sean, goes to eat it so no one else reads it and gets a paper cut in esophagus. bleeds to death. drops 3000.2trillion dollars.