Suicide game?!

Buys a supercomputer which outsmarts me and murders me in my sleeep

Drops a tv

trys to hook up the tv by myself. in a nuclear waste facility...
the radiation brings it too life and it rips out my intestine and plugs me into the wall to watch me. i die laughing.

i drop a soul.

pick up soul. soul takes my soul out and destroys me.

drops a caterpiller

i eat the caerpillar and dies.
drops my journal

Looked at your baby photos and laughed to death.


Drops a PS3.

play ps3 with no food or water and die from no body support

drops friendly beaver

trys to help it knock a tree down and gets crushed. still alive. gets up slips and falls into a river. still alive and falling further and further down. hits the bottom. still alive sees a megaladon and waves, gets eaten. still alive. haveing a party with other inhabitants of the sharks stomach. the electric guitars short out and the wires leading to the amps catchfire. gets shocked. still alive. 2 days later shoots myself in the face. still alive but also dead, i've been a vampire this entire time.

drops *** toys

uses sex toy on hot celebrty and gets sued. spends 28b years in jail and gets released. realizes that wife left me i jump off a cliff and land on jello. make friends with a newly found jello tribe and they make me immortal. god desinagrates me.

drops snowflake

eats the snow flake which turns into a stake halfway down the esophagus and peirces me in the heart. ***k im dead for good now...


Drops a vampire baby

for any of you haters that like poetry/storys etcetera heres a link to my publishing page. ----> http://www.booksie.com/users/beta.html

Tickles the baby it kills me

Drops a pancake

eats pancake plain and dies from fluffy goodness

drops chuck

Wonders what the he'll chuck is and dies of confusion

Drops a bed(I hope a hobo replies)

meow. woof inky iPhone pill space invaders

like my picture dictionary go to my website for more: www.notareallink.com 

(I know the first three dont tell you what it is but so what ya gunna spamy website lol


Do you like cars I like cars broom!
Do you like vans(and lorrys) I like vans(and lorrys)
Do you like trains I like trains
Do you like flying vehicles I like flying vehicles
Do you like boats I like boats
Do you like scenes I like scenes
Do you like buildings I like building
Do you like people I like
peaple
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I know it doesn't look like much but it typed this all out on iPod touch



Omg guys lol this took so long to make lol

what the hell?????????? well i lay on bed and its a bunk bed. people on top are having sex and fall through killing me.

drops an evil but heavenly mushroom

nows a good time to do shrooms...

drop an ounce of god

eats the ounce of god and becomes all mighty. dies from the raw power that is god.

drops a puppy with no potty training