Suicide game?!

Oh yes yew remember this, hoes.
Be killed. Kill.
Rules? Fuck them.

I drop a condom?

*chokes and dies*

Drops my pants. =/

uhh
I wear yewr pants & they fit me funny.
I trip & fall in a fiery pit of doom
8D

the pit of doom starts erupting and burns me to death

i drop my glasses

I wear your glasses and all of a sudden
a building blows up & the glass shatters in my eyes

I drop my cellphone* onemisscall?LOL

cell phone gives me cancer and i slowly die

i leave behind my 27 cats

I piss off the cats by throwingg my book report at themm. o_o
In return 27 cats pwn me? ):

I drop Smarties.

chokes on one and dies

my shoes fall off

uhhh ;
Yew haven't washed yerr feet for 2 weeks!
i smelled them & died. ;D
Yayayaaaaaa.

i drop lotion

i slip on the lotion and DIES.

i drop a muffin.

*develops a lethal muffin allergy and dies upon coming within a mile of said dropped muffin*

FALCON PAWNCH!

... dies of falcon punch.
pretty self explanatory, eh?

gives ___________ (whoever comes next) a high school musical cd.

*Burns because High School Musical is the spawn of Satan*

Wait. I AM Satan spawn.

...

*shoots self in head from being unable to understand paradox*


Said paradox bends a rift in the plane of reality that we exist in.

uhh... idk how to die from that one.
-spazzes out when said and dies-
-plants a tree-

*Stands over the tree, then it somehow undergoes a rapid growth spurt, most likely from the rend in reality, and gets punked in the crotch area from the tree growing rapidly*

*die*


I START SINGING NUMA NUMA

-dies of horrible singing and song choice-
wow i sound like simon! :D

-sprays febreze into the air-

*chokes and dies*

*Plays Pokemon*

-gets killed by pikachu-

-throws pillow in the air-

*The pillow explodes, and I get stabbed in the eye with the quill of a feather*

*bleeds out*



*Makes 2 quarts of Kool-Aid with... TWO CUPS OF SUGAR.*

-has a sugar rush and jumps off a building and dies-
-sends _________ to the orthodontist-

*They pull out all my teeth and I die from blood loss*


*Consumes the world in all-devouring darkness*

well... -dies of darkness?-
xP
-a 7-year-old drops the F-bomb-

*dies laughing*

*Plays a TRAP CARD*

isn't that yugioh or something?
-simply is trapped by trap card and starves to death?-

-makes soup without poison-

*eats the soup and dies from food poisoning*

(There was an undercooked piece of chicken in that soup)


*Dates someone*