~Vending Machine~

Bellaaa wrote:

chibiichigo2 wrote:*Peeks head up from inside* Only in bello darling.

Didn't I throw you against the wall o.o;

point being? its not that hard to get up from that.

-Quarter/vending machine-
-Mannequin head pops out-

SIT ON THIS.
o.e

I got this.

*puts a coin in the vending machine*

*flamethrower comes out*

Here kitty kitty-

better idea. *Inserts quarter*
*Erica pops out* *sits on head*
she isnt a kitty hater unlike some people -.-

Want to go see Iago?

*Transforms back*
*Pops a couch out of vending machine like fonze.*
*Couch crushes erica*
*Sits down*
Nty.

I'm no kitty hater...
I just don't like it when things sit on my head D:
Even dragonflies.
And I really like dragonflies. ;.;

Oh FINE-

*throws flamethrower up in the air and sits back down next to the table*

grumble grumble...

....*Cuts sams head off and runs*
Mwahahahahahah!

*body picks up my head and chucks it at Shafer*
F5's

.-.
I'm totally not getting that.
-Sits crosslegged on the floor near the vending machine-

*Gets slap chop*
*Puts sams head in it*
*Chops up 50 million times until its a fine powder*
Vince was right, it is easy, and goes great on salad!
*puts sams head bits into a container and puts in cabinet*

There's still time to try that regeneration spell fro that weirrd little book of yours...

*body disintegrates*

"SAM-0600: DECEASED"

*starts to sweep the ashes of the book from the fireplace*
lolwut?

D<
You killed Wer!
You bastard!

*gives bell the wer head bits* o_o

SHAFER YOU ASSHOLE ._.

YOU KILLED MY FAVORITE WER!! D:

./South Park reference gets ignored

I thougt you said you put them in salad or something o,o

*puts them in your salad* well if your into cannibalism i guess. Most guys think of that as a turn off honey.

No.
That is not a SouthPark reference.
How dare you.

*slaps Bella*

and if your going to referance southpark make it a good quote not one of the things that has to happen, see example "+ you never really get a good look at her naked boobs anyways"

No no I mean you said YOU put them in YOUR salad-
...Y'know what forget it...

&& O.o How is "You killed ___! You bastard!" not a South Park reference?

and also the boondocks is a much better show.
"Did you know that 75 % of bitches suffer from some type of hearing loss?"

WHERE?
*looks around*

Because Chuck Norris said so.