Holy dragoncunts, Wer has two birthdays.

No no, Dan you did well not partaking in any of the poison.

I feel like an outsider whenever the events add alcohol, making the best of the night is the one and only objective :/

I prefer to stay away from alcohol when I can. It's just that this was gonna be the guy's last real birthday party, since he's going into the navy within the year.

Weed, on the other hand, I just really have no desire to try. I don't like the smell, and I don't think I need to be more chilled out than I usually am.

*shrugs*

Wer consumes the poison doesn't he?

Whenever I get the chance.

I find it a good way to reflect on oneself without having an ego holding you back.

Of course, things tend to get a little out of hand..

A little? *grabs a chair and some soda* go on sir.

Well, this one time I got so plastered I just grabbed my dagger and started stabbing my bed, and some boxes thinking it was some woman. I don't even remember where I blacked out after that, This other time, for some reason that escapes me, I decided to come out to my dad. That's when I found out he's one giant racist homo-phobe. I always make it a point to drink alone so worse things don't happen..

That poor mattress

Or you cooouuullld not drink? Home come that's never an option anymore

I never said I couldn't stop! I only drink if the opportunity arises or when I can use it to comedic effect!