Hello my bootiful...

Yeah... Well I was just thinking about my ass.
And when I was at the gym last year and there was a woman with a really nice ass. And I should have asked her how she got her nice ass. But I was too chicken.
So I figured I'd ask people now.

fuck black widows and they're watching me in my sleep-ness and crawling on my hands while I type and trying to crawl onto my legs D<

Dude, you should REALLY call an exterminator or something.

We already called the landlord.
He said he'd get around to calling one when he can.
._.;;
*sits in my corner* Imma just...stay here and hope they dont come near me...

Throw rocks at the landlord until he calls an exterminator?

I'd try that but he's apparently a cop and I'm not a big fan of cops and they dont like me either for some reason.
Apparently its the way I dress, they just instantly ASSUME I'm up to no good.

Icky wrote:Random note, does anyone know any good exercises for a nice ass?
Mine's decent, but I'm not happy with it. Any ideas?

Oh my God I DIED laughing