So here I am,

with this case of 24 bottles of green tea (with honey), and I just start chuggin' em, right? After a few I start feeling all weird and junk. I get all scared and call the ambulance, they come, and say I'm fine....

I stop drinking the tea, and I'm back to normal.


....


-after a while I go "why the fuck not?" and try to finish 'em off. With 3 bottles left, my vision going blurry FAST, and unable to walk straight, I came to a realization of WHY the tea made me feel this way.


Without any refrigeration, all 24 bottles of green tea (with honey) fermented-


I was actually drunk when I got an ambulance to come over.


......


So this is how it's like to be drunk huh... I feel somewhat enlightened....

-and scared my head's gonna blow...

Your head just may blow.

I feel both left out and annoyed that so many of my friends have actually turned to smoking and drinking. Wtf guys D<

So, was the tea at least tasty?

Yeah the honey masked the taste and smell that I'm sure was horrible-

My Dad told me to stop drinking it....but....

-and there's another case full that's probably fermented too..!

So what, the tea actually turned into alcohol via fermentation?

Shit. Remind me never to drink tea that I leave out for more than a day. That's fuckin' trippy.

Yup, Dad confirmed it-

So anyone got some 'wtf lol' stories?
Let's make a little game out of it

Start with the topic title, weirdest one wins-

(I can wait)

....Nothing interesting ever happens to me, OTL

Though I lol'd at the bear pic more than I should've..