Heeheehee~

Remember 4 years ago when I told you all I would be the last one standing?

'SUP MUTHA FUCKAHS!


I now proclaim myself keeper of the archives, for I do not forget, nor have I created new ones to replace, my experiences of that grand summer 5 years ago.

As long as this sole sanctuary of our past remains intact, I will continue to tend to the delicate garden that was once our youth.

Be this the rambling of a lowly vagrant that will never amount to anything. I will continue to find ways to leave my mark, throughout the years, in this very place.

You can carry on with your lives worry-free knowing that the time here was not wasted, for I have converted that time into my very world-

FARE THEE WELL COMPANIONS! AWAY!!

*slow clap*

Hide yah kids, everyone, he's taken off into space to become the one star in the sky.

(fuck if i know what i'm talking about)

DON'T YOU DARE PATRONIZE ME DANNY! *cuts you with a rusty razor*

*dies of tetanus several weeks later*

HOLY SH*T I'm bored as f*ck..

I didn't know people still came here O.o

I keep trying to forget but I keep getting dragged back IN MAKE IT STOP MOMMY MAKE IT STOP

It's my job to moderate the forums? So as long as people post, I lurk?

Sorry, but even you will cease to come here one of these days.


I on the other hand can't let go of the only time my life ever had any meaning-

^Oh come on, don't be such a downer :c

TheSalmonOfJustice wrote:I didn't know people still came here O.o

I pop in on occasion.
Once a month or so.
-shrug-

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Werguild wrote:I HAVE TO INJECT MYSELF IN THE STOMACH EVERY OTHER DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!

o.O why? Something to do with the illness that you mentioned a while back?

Yes-

It's to keep it in check so it wont cause further nerve damage-

Not that it'll fix any of the damage that's already been done...

Well at least you're not going to get worse.

Werguild wrote:Remember 4 years ago when I told you all I would be the last one standing?

Me

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This

Guess who's eligible for disability apparently-

^ Blue parking? :e

Blue parking...

Yay a positive measure for the soul

And those nifty little mobile shopping carts you can drive in supermarkets... yeah.

^ Take one of those and run over a couple trouble-causing tweenage douchebags, pls

"IT LOST CONTROL! I'M SORRY OFFICER"

^ Without actually hurting someone e_@ Then you have a problem...

.....I think you guys killed me a little just now..

Wer Wer it cant be all bad, its just a few benefits right?