...Daaaaaaamn.

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-Glomps you all-
HOW'S EVERYONE BEEN?
8D

ivee been goood. yall knoww.

-goes shany na on you -

you know what im saying girlfriennd?

TWO CAMELS IN A TINy CAR.

AND THOSE CAMELS ARE ANGRYYY.

I've been alright.

EMI (if you don't mind me calling you that)
*licks*
WHAT
THE
FIRETRUCK
HAVE
YOU
BEEN
DOING
TO
YOUR
BRAIN
!
and
wb =p

It's been a long time ;A;

o-o
Have I been doing something to my brain..?

EW STOP LICKING UNDERAGERS
.
-epic rage-

^SERIOUSLY.
I MEAN, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE THAT TONGUE HAS BEEN.

On the vagina of your dead little sister...WAT??!?!?









jk much xDDDD
Too much "Tomb of the Mutilated" sry...

My previous post in this topic was directed to Blizen.

So Emily, what the hell HAVE you been doing with your tongue? O_O;;

Eating?
Talking excessively?

And what have YOU been doin' with YOUR tongue lately, Mentos m'dear?

Licking stuff. <3

If ya know what I mean.

Hurm. Knowing you you're trying to trick me and you actually mean something like ice cream cones.

Two Gokus in a tiny car.

two dannehs inside a trannys butthole .

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi...
You: .
You: im so emo..
You: god...
You: SEE YOU DONT EVEN WANT TO TALK TO ME
You: !
You: I HATE YOu
You: HATEYOUHATEYOuHATEYOU!
You: D:
Stranger: crazyyyyy
You: OMG.
You: ur insulting me!
Stranger: wtf
You: D:
Stranger: you first
You: BWAHHAHAHA.
You: Dx
You: -kills self-
You: NOW IM A ZOMBIEE.
You: -nom nom nom
Stranger: so? i dont afraid zombie
You: how about a tranny zombie?
Stranger: no
You: wif a 15 inch COCK.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: riddiculous
You: that has sexual intuitinss.
You: .
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi im looking new friend
You: fuck me.
You: hard.
You: in the butt.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello.
Stranger: Hey
You: hows life?
You:
Stranger: not bad, yourself
You: eh.
You: it could be better.
You: are you a bot? o-o
Stranger: i didnt think i was
You: until the surgery happened?
Stranger: yeah
You: aww.
You: that sucks.
You: .
You: well i found out im a vampire.
Stranger: thats why you shouldnt smoke
Stranger: thats alright
You: but smoking is awwesomme!
You: :O.
You: its like..
You: sex..
Stranger: it turns you into a robot
You: really?
:O
Stranger: then you cant be a vampire
Stranger: or a werewolf
You: im a fish with legs
You: .
You: glub glub.
Stranger: i use to be a zombie
Stranger: then i started smoking
You: and you became a robot?
:O
Stranger: yeah
You: so tragic.
Stranger: i know
You: well imma go back to the water now!
Stranger: alright
You: cya ol robot ol pal!
You:
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: iam a submissive!
You: :O
You: IM A SUBMARINE!
You:
Stranger: woo hoo!
You: ...where does that leave us?
Stranger: down under?
You: IN AUSTRALIA!
You: with the kagarooos.
You:
Stranger: hellls yeah!!!!!!!!
Stranger: lets go!!!!!!!
You: SURE.
You:
You: nude pics first though
Stranger: oh mannnn.... i left those on my other computer
You: aww.
You: then no entryy.
You: im sorry .
Stranger: NOOOOO
Stranger: pleasse please!!!! ill do anything!
Stranger: i ahve to go!
You: NO YOU WONT!
You: you dont love me enough!
You: D:
Stranger: I DO I LOVE YOU!!!!!
You: NO YOU DONT! NO ONE EVER DOES!
You: -kills self-
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: -ded-
Stranger: huh... oh welll of to aussie by myself i guess.....
You: alright theeen.
You: ill see you some other day i guess.
You: :O.
Stranger: i love you
You: well.
You: theres something i wanna tell you.
You: something that ive been wanting to say for a reallly long time..
You: -kneels down on one knee-
Stranger: say it!!! i can take it!
You: -takes out a box-
You: I LIKE CHOCLATE MILK
You have disconnected.
LOL random omegle chat.
XD!

I
LOOOOVE
OMEGLE.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Welcome to Burger King! May I take your order?
Stranger: Kansas City.
You: Hmm.
Stranger: without pickles
You: Sorry, but only McDonalds carries that.
You: But we have a full stock of Rhode Islands if you'd like one.
Stranger: Oh, then how about a hot dog on a tortilla?
You: They're pretty similar.
You: Oh, we have that too!
Stranger: Bout the same size.
You: So that'd be jumbo?
Stranger: Yeah, but split it up into those little dixie cups.
You: Would you like some fries shaped like teacups with that?
Stranger: I feel like I'm getting my money's worth if it's in a hundred smaller cups.
You: Oh, okay, I'll do that.
Stranger: Nope, but grits out of a used baked bean can would be great
You: Okay! And your drink?
Stranger: Uh... the grits in the can is my drink.
You: Oh. So what about the side?
Stranger: Oh, and add some John Wayne, please.
You: Hot dogs in tortillas come as a meal.
You: Oh, okay. A perfect side.
Stranger: I thought I was getting the Rhode Island.
You: ...Ooh, I'm sorry, we're out of that!
Stranger: I'm gunna need you to repeat this back to me.
You: Okay.
Stranger: Wait wait wait... didn't you tell me you had full stock?
You: Of Rhode Islands.
Stranger: Or does full stock mean none at all?
You: We're out of John Wayne.
Stranger: Oh, I see.
You: I have some Billy Joel
You: But
You: I'm out of John Wayne. So sorry.
You: This place is kinda cleaned out by the end of the day.
Stranger: but Billy Joel is so much more fattening.
Stranger: Hmm...
You: True. We have diet, though.
You: Truthfully it's just frappe'd Billy Idol but
You: It still works
Stranger: how about a backstreet boys with extra sauce.
You: And tastes the same
You: So you want that AND a Rhode Island?
Stranger: Yeah. And two pirates to go, please.
You: I'm sorry but your order cancelled out. Goodbye.
You have disconnected.

LOLWUT. HAHA

I've been licking guys...<3

-semi lost-

*goes on a biscuit hunt*

What, did someone hire you as their pet spaniel? O.o Seems like your type of job.

Thats a job now FREE BISCUITS = *ARF*

*goes out there* Emi i'm sure you know(i hope anyway) that in your display picture...you have no arms o.e

Arms are going behind her head, can you not see? O:

What Lilly said. -Points-