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Once, the king of the jungle, the lion, decided to hold a birthday party for himself. He alerted all the animals in the kingdom and told them that he wanted the SOFTEST of fruit they could find him. He also said if they brought any hard fruit he would stick it up their asses. And so the animals searched and searched...
The next day the party took place and the Giraffe brought ripe melons, the mouse brought bananas and so the line went on for a quarter mile, then came the Elephant. The elephant brought Peanuts. The lion ferociously said "I SAID SOFT FRUIT! TURN AROUND NOW!" and the lion sticked the peanuts up the elephants ass...While doing so the Elephant was laughing hysterically. The lion demanded " Why are you laughing!? Youre not suppose to like this!" The elephant responed, " AJHAHAHAHA. Im not laughing because of this! Its because the monkey brought coconuts...!"
hehe.
The next day the party took place and the Giraffe brought ripe melons, the mouse brought bananas and so the line went on for a quarter mile, then came the Elephant. The elephant brought Peanuts. The lion ferociously said "I SAID SOFT FRUIT! TURN AROUND NOW!" and the lion sticked the peanuts up the elephants ass...While doing so the Elephant was laughing hysterically. The lion demanded " Why are you laughing!? Youre not suppose to like this!" The elephant responed, " AJHAHAHAHA. Im not laughing because of this! Its because the monkey brought coconuts...!"
hehe.
